Improve your CV with AI · Free roast for iPhone
“Your resume told me you’re ‘results-driven.’ The results must be driving somewhere else.”
— your roast, probably
Resume Roaster reads your resume the way a recruiter actually does — then tells you the truth. A letter grade (A+ to F), a 0–100 score, and section-by-section call-outs that say exactly what’s weak and how to fix it. The roast is free. Fixing it for real is where Pro comes in.
Free roast · No sign-up · Your resume is never stored
- The roast is free — no sign-up
- Your resume is never stored on our servers
- History lives only on your phone
- Works in English & Hebrew
You applied. You heard nothing. Nobody tells you why.
Somewhere between “Submit application” and the rejection email that never even arrives, your resume got judged — and you never got the notes.
Recruiters skim, they don’t study
A first pass is measured in seconds. If your resume doesn’t land a punch fast, it lands in the pile.
Your friends are too nice
“Looks great!” is kind. It is not feedback. Nobody who loves you will tell you your summary says nothing.
Generic advice isn’t about yours
Listicles and templates critique nobody. You need someone to read your bullets and wince at the right ones.
So we built the recruiter who actually tells you — with jokes.
Paste. Get roasted. Get fixed.
Two minutes from paste to verdict. No account, no upload portal, no “check your inbox.”
Paste your resume
Paste text or upload a PDF. Pick your roaster. Too shy? Try the built-in sample roast first — no resume required.
Get roasted
A grade, a score, a verdict, section-by-section call-outs — and a share card built for your group chat.
Fix it for real
A truthful rewrite, a prioritized improvement plan, and cover letters tailored to any job description. Then re-roast and climb.
Choose who roasts you.
Three roasters, three kinds of pain. Same sharp eye underneath.
“I gave this six seconds. It used four of them on the word ‘synergy’.”
“This resume raised a seed round of buzzwords and shipped absolutely nothing.”
“Six bullets, ZERO numbers — drop and give me metrics, recruit!”
This is what a roast looks like.
The app ships with this exact sample — a roast of a fictional resume — so you can see the payoff before pasting a word.
The Corporate Recruiter’s verdict
/100 71 out of 100
This resume has B+ raw material wearing a C- disguise. Two genuinely strong projects are buried under duty-flavored bullets, and the summary spends four lines announcing that a summary exists.
“Dynamic team player with a proven track record” — five words in and this could be any of the 200 other resumes on my desk today.
Quick fix: Replace it with one line: role, years, and your single most impressive number.
“Responsible for social media accounts” — responsible the way a mall cop is responsible for the mall. What grew, and by how much?
Quick fix: Turn every duty into action + scope + result: “Grew TikTok from 2k to 40k followers in 8 months.”
A solid list, but “Microsoft Office” and “email” read like listing “can operate doorknobs.”
Quick fix: Keep the skills a recruiter would filter for; cut anything every smartphone owner has.
Fine work — though the high-school GPA can retire now that college happened.
Quick fix: One line per degree, certifications above interests.
“A ‘proven track record’ with zero numbers is just a rumor.”
Even the roaster admits
- Two genuinely impressive projects — they belong at the top
- Clean one-page layout that survives the six-second scan
- Consistent dates and titles — rarer than you would think
A real output from the app roasting a fictional resume. In the app, this scorecard — grade, score, call-outs, zinger, strengths — is the free part.
Then get it fixed — truthfully.
A roast without a fix is just bullying with extra steps. Pro turns every call-out into action.
The rewrite
Your experience, rewritten to survive both the six-second skim and the ATS filter — section by section, in language that sounds like you on your best day.
The improvement plan
A prioritized checklist built from your roast. Work through it in the app, check things off, and keep your momentum between applications.
Cover letters on demand
Paste any job description, get a letter grounded in your actual resume — not a template with your name sprinkled on top.
The no-nonsense guarantee-ish
AI rewrites have a lying problem. Ours is instructed to build only from the experience you provide, and we check every number in the rewrite against your resume — anything it can’t back up gets flagged as a [placeholder] for you to fill in truthfully. It’s a safeguard, not magic: you review every line before it goes anywhere. Your wins stay your wins.
The roast is free. Pro is a paid upgrade — the price is shown in the app before you buy, no surprises.
Fix. Re-roast. Watch the grade go up.
The roast isn’t the end — it’s the baseline. Apply the fixes, roast again, and collect the receipts.
- 📈 Per-section delta receipts on every re-roast — see exactly which sections climbed since last time.
- 🏆 Personal-best celebrations when you beat your own record. Small dopamine, honestly earned.
- 🎯 Free on-device ATS keyword check — paste a job description and see which keywords your resume is missing before you apply.
- 🗓️ Application tracker with follow-up reminders — because “I’ll follow up next week” is the biggest lie in job hunting.
We roast your resume. We don’t keep it.
Your resume is the most personal document you’ll ever paste into an app. Here is exactly what happens to it.
Processed, then gone
Your resume text is used to generate your roast and is not stored on our servers after the response.
Never AI training data
Your resume is never used to train AI models. Full stop.
History stays on your phone
Roasts and your application tracker live only on your device. Delete my data wipes them in one tap.
No account, no ads, no tracking
There is nothing to sign up for. No advertising identifiers, no data sold — there’s no profile of you to sell.
The unabridged version: Privacy policy · Terms of use
Fair questions.
The things you’d ask before pasting your resume into anything.
Is the roast really free?
Yes. The full roast — letter grade, 0–100 score, section-by-section call-outs, zinger, strengths, and the share card — is free, with no sign-up. Pro is an optional paid upgrade that unlocks the fix loop: the rewrite, the improvement plan, cover letters, and re-roast tracking. The exact price is shown in the app before you buy.
What happens to my resume after I paste it?
It’s sent to our servers only to generate your result, processed transiently, and not stored after the response — and it is never used to train AI models. Your roast history lives only on your device, and Settings → Delete my data removes it. The full details are in the privacy policy.
Will the rewrite invent things I never did?
It’s built to not do that: the rewrite is instructed to use only the experience you provide, and we check every number in it against your resume — anything unsupported is flagged as a [placeholder] for you to fill in yourself. That’s a safeguard, not a guarantee, so you always review the result before using it. Your resume, your facts.
How brutal is it, actually?
Brutal about the resume, never about you. Every roast targets the document — the buzzwords, the missing numbers, the four-line summary — and every roast includes what genuinely works, because fair beats mean. You also pick the voice: corporate dry, startup chaotic, or drill-sergeant loud.
Does it work in my language?
Resume Roaster works in English and Hebrew — roasts, rewrites, and cover letters included.
Is there an Android version?
Resume Roaster is iPhone-first for now. If that changes, this page will be the first to know.
Is this professional career advice?
No — roasts are AI-generated opinions, not professional career advice. They’re funny, specific, and useful, and occasionally wrong. The final call on your resume is always yours.
“Your resume has been collecting silence. Time it collected feedback.”
Free roast. Two minutes. No sign-up. Bring a thick skin.
Coming soon to the App Store